Stat Slap Book Two cover: the heroine raises a flaming club as a red dragon circles overhead.
[STALE BREAD LOAF ADDED TO INVENTORY]

[STALE BREAD LOAF ADDED TO INVENTORY]

There Will Be Dragons Here

Stat Slap Saga · Book Two

New continent, new stats, one very stale loaf of bread.

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The title promised dragons. The System delivered dragons. Nobody said anything about the bread.

Armed with a flaming club and an inventory item labelled [STALE BREAD LOAF], our heroine sets out across a wide new world where the monsters are bigger, the loot is shinier, and the quest log is starting to feel personal.

Book Two turns the dial up: more scale, more spectacle, more terrible decisions made with total confidence.