[ZOMBIE COOLDOWN ACTIVE]
The Crabbening
Stat Slap Saga · Book Nine
Lightning sword. Bread shield. One absurdly large crab.
It was only a matter of time before the crabs got involved. It is always the crabs.
[ZOMBIE COOLDOWN ACTIVE]. Armed with a crackling blade in one hand and a crusty loaf in the other, she stands between the burning city and a mechanical monstrosity the size of a building.
Book Nine is the biggest, loudest entry yet — a full-scale battle, a ridiculous premise played completely straight, and the series' signature blend of spectacle and stupidity turned up to eleven.
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